who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick
IKEA car blog with this girl <3 fabiennevanhulst
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
Yes let’s do it for him.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
arriving at school on the first day like
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
tbh i just need a hug
me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds